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Billy Britain’s World Cup Willies

Nah then, I’ve just finished a stretch at Her Majesties pleasure in Pentonville Mansions. We’d have got away with that Post Office job if “Fingers” hadn’t have sung like a canary to the Old Bill. Bastard. Still I’m out in time to watch the football but given England’s chances I’d have been better off doing more porridge. Ok then you waaankers listen up and learn something from an expert. I’ll be down the bookies to put a brick on my predictions so I can buy a new sheepskin jacket and a Purdie. To be honest I’ve never heard of half the “teams” who have qualified. I’m sure they were all part of the Empire at one time but here goes.

Toporom Stukat

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